If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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