my mouth tastes like poor choices
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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