I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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