this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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