This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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