I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
