Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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