discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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