I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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