she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
how does that bad decision feel?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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