My friends, they love my intelligence
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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