I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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