come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
