So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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