STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have surprise drugs for everyone
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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