Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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