you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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