Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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