i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
