I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
why is half of my head shaved?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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