They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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