You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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