doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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