despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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