Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If I die, sorry about rent.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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