he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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