He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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