I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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