i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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