Please, let me fuck your mom
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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