It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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