I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Your dad touched me again.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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