i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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