It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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