I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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