ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Couch. On fire.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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