with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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