You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
