Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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