when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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