Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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