She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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