And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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