is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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