I want to walk on stilts...naked
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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