No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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