well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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