you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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