I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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