Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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