And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Boobs are out for the taking
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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