no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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