i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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